Dotkenkar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful mink.

Dotkenkar created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotkenkar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotkenkar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dotkenkar's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dotkenkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.