Xintarglatjap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able human.

Xintarglatjap created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xintarglatjap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xintarglatjap, she will turn you into a rock.

Xintarglatjap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Xintarglatjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xintarglatjap.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Xintarglatjap loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.