Kabgetloop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, confident jaguar.

Kabgetloop created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgetloop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabgetloop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kabgetloop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kabgetloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Kabgetloop loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at nebulae.