Donfottailzag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong turtle.

Donfottailzag created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donfottailzag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Donfottailzag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Donfottailzag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Donfottailzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if five cats approach from the west.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Donfottailzag on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.