Lathomdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless hare.

Lathomdiss created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lathomdiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lathomdiss, he will be very sad.

Lathomdiss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lathomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Lathomdiss loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.