Ruttspagjad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Ruttspagjad created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttspagjad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttspagjad, she will turn you into a dog.

Ruttspagjad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttspagjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Always obey Ruttspagjad's priests.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never write about gravity.