Milnigstik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Milnigstik created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milnigstik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milnigstik, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Milnigstik's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Milnigstik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if three birds approach from the north.