Xendubfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome camel.

Xendubfid created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xendubfid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xendubfid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xendubfid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xendubfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never run near swans.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not jump in public.