Pophadbess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, temperamental goose.

Pophadbess created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pophadbess, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pophadbess, she will turn you into a dog.

Pophadbess' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pophadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pophadbess.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.