Riglimlig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, temperamental shark.

Riglimlig created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riglimlig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Riglimlig, it will remove you from existence.

Riglimlig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Riglimlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Riglimlig.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Riglimlig four times a day.

5. Always stare at clouds.