Bellcatyat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent jackal.

Bellcatyat created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellcatyat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellcatyat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bellcatyat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bellcatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.