Sanwatyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying dolphin.

Sanwatyarl created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanwatyarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanwatyarl, it will laugh at you.

Sanwatyarl's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sanwatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.