Hinsugpangpak is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, able mouse.

Hinsugpangpak created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinsugpangpak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinsugpangpak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hinsugpangpak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hinsugpangpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away from red turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hinsugpangpak.

5. Never look in ponds.