Bungadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful butterfly.

Bungadlop created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungadlop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bungadlop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bungadlop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bungadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.