Vegfetvid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty capybara.

Vegfetvid created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vegfetvid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegfetvid, it will destroy your home planet.

Vegfetvid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vegfetvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not take Vegfetvid's name in vain.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vegfetvid on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.