Fudlinlegjab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident finch.

Fudlinlegjab created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlinlegjab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudlinlegjab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fudlinlegjab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fudlinlegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms black.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudlinlegjab.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Fudlinlegjab four times a day.