Fudlinlegjab is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident
finch.
Fudlinlegjab created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudlinlegjab, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fudlinlegjab, she will try to impress you with trees.
Fudlinlegjab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Fudlinlegjab's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your arms black.
2. Feed all hungry moths.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudlinlegjab.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. You must pray to Fudlinlegjab four times a day.