Stigpomvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless dragonfly.

Stigpomvan created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Stigpomvan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigpomvan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stigpomvan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stigpomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Stigpomvan.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Stigpomvan loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Pray towards the west.