Quambamrag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest lion.

Quambamrag created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quambamrag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quambamrag, he will turn you into a slug.

Quambamrag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quambamrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat wheat.