Mutrowlunbif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless fairy.

Mutrowlunbif created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Mutrowlunbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutrowlunbif, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mutrowlunbif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mutrowlunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never run near mites.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Mutrowlunbif.
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