Vonhengom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow warg.

Vonhengom created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonhengom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonhengom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vonhengom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vonhengom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonhengom.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear shirts.