Limlogjad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent skunk.

Limlogjad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlogjad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limlogjad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Limlogjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Limlogjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Hide from violet ants for they are unholy.

3. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing cyan scarves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Limlogjad on top of all buildings.