Vabcibpop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody crab.

Vabcibpop created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabcibpop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabcibpop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vabcibpop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vabcibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vabcibpop.

3. You must pray to Vabcibpop five times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not commit murder.