Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nellhigmittarparflogsisfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never skip in holy places.