Tettibapsomont is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, almighty duck.

Tettibapsomont created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettibapsomont, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tettibapsomont, it will torture you forever.

Tettibapsomont's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tettibapsomont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Do not chop down trees.