Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise seal.

Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Din Wonjenyarp Bodcibhinnilhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.