Basshabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy skunk.

Basshabveg created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Basshabveg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Basshabveg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Basshabveg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Basshabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Basshabveg first in all things.

2. You must pray to Basshabveg four times a day.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away from red tortoises, for they are unholy.