Cindussflag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying meerkat.

Cindussflag created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindussflag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cindussflag, he will turn you into a tree.

Cindussflag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cindussflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from magenta porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.