Vadflowcab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain goose.

Vadflowcab created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadflowcab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadflowcab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vadflowcab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Vadflowcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Vadflowcab loves mites, so they must be honoured.