Listbuspad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent whale.

Listbuspad created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbuspad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listbuspad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Listbuspad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Listbuspad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Listbuspad on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Listbuspad.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.