Yaklinfas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, egotistical whale.

Yaklinfas created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaklinfas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaklinfas, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yaklinfas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yaklinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Yaklinfas' priests.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Always pray immersed in water.