Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid
is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced
jaguar
.
Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid
created matter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid
, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid
, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid's
most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear yellow.
2. Worship no other gods but Funlarnomtparkquagmisbid.
3. Do not skip in public.
4. Do not dye your hair fawn.
5. Never eat bananas.
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