Ganyogrot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying finch.

Ganyogrot created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganyogrot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ganyogrot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ganyogrot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ganyogrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ganyogrot must be the most important thing in your life.