Listsagbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate porpoise.

Listsagbonk created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listsagbonk, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listsagbonk, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Listsagbonk's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Listsagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never skip near tortoises.

4. You must love Listsagbonk.

5. Do not make images of living things.