Targgodveg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy octopus.

Targgodveg created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgodveg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targgodveg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targgodveg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Targgodveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if six tapirs approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Targgodveg five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.