Witbamben Veenfebvid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective zebra.

Witbamben Veenfebvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Witbamben Veenfebvid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Witbamben Veenfebvid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Witbamben Veenfebvid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Witbamben Veenfebvid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Witbamben Veenfebvid.

3. Worship no other gods but Witbamben Veenfebvid.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.