Botmabarp Cidgarlip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast hummingbird.

Botmabarp Cidgarlip created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botmabarp Cidgarlip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Botmabarp Cidgarlip, she will remove you from existence.

Botmabarp Cidgarlip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Botmabarp Cidgarlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.