Dodcutwad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest capybara.

Dodcutwad created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcutwad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodcutwad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dodcutwad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dodcutwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dodcutwad six times a day.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Dodcutwad loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your hands green.