Flisflapwee is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, idiotic dolphin.

Flisflapwee created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisflapwee, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flisflapwee, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flisflapwee's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flisflapwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flisflapwee.

5. You must pray to Flisflapwee five times a day.