Bottittarg is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless
faun.
Bottittarg created snails seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bottittarg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bottittarg, he will turn you into a tree.
Bottittarg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bottittarg's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always wear violet.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. You must pray to Bottittarg five times a day.