Bottittarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless faun.

Bottittarg created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bottittarg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bottittarg, he will turn you into a tree.

Bottittarg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bottittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. You must pray to Bottittarg five times a day.