Gepzimyatt is a god.
He takes the form of a small, slow
gnu.
Gepzimyatt created humanity nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gepzimyatt, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gepzimyatt, he will think nothing of it.
Gepzimyatt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Gepzimyatt's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not wear platinum on your body.
3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Gepzimyatt on top of important buildings.
4. Put Gepzimyatt first in all things.
5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gepzimyatt on top of all buildings.