Pitbimgil is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow
raccoon.
Pitbimgil created snails two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitbimgil, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pitbimgil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Pitbimgil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Pitbimgil's Holy Commandments1. Never wear black skirts.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Run away if seven moths approach from the west.
4. Never wear rings.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.