Latgudcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dove.

Latgudcip created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latgudcip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latgudcip, he will be very sad.

Latgudcip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Latgudcip's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Latgudcip seven times a day.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing magenta coats.

5. Never wear shirts.