Jigbidsit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered zebra.

Jigbidsit created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbidsit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigbidsit, she will turn you into a dog.

Jigbidsit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jigbidsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jigbidsit on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the north.