Targbapgat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous dolphin.

Targbapgat created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targbapgat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targbapgat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Targbapgat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Targbapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Targbapgat on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never skip near capybaras.

5. Never write about comets.