Binbanfligbissvan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced fly.

Binbanfligbissvan created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbanfligbissvan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binbanfligbissvan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Binbanfligbissvan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Binbanfligbissvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always look after injured otters.