Hanfunlen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered wren.

Hanfunlen created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanfunlen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hanfunlen, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hanfunlen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hanfunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Hanfunlen.

4. Hanfunlen loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Hanfunlen loves mites, so they must be respected.