Davveenwabpom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow alligator.

Davveenwabpom created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Davveenwabpom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davveenwabpom, it will turn you into a duck.

Davveenwabpom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Davveenwabpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never sing near whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Davveenwabpom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about comets.