Cabgofwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating sheep.

Cabgofwad created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabgofwad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cabgofwad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cabgofwad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cabgofwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabgofwad.