Badnulltarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered chicken.

Badnulltarp created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnulltarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badnulltarp, it will boil you in a big pot.

Badnulltarp's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Badnulltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Badnulltarp on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. You must pray to Badnulltarp seven times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.