Cepdisscud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking rhinoceros.

Cepdisscud created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepdisscud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cepdisscud, he will turn you into a tree.

Cepdisscud's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cepdisscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not take Cepdisscud's name in vain.